Texans Choose Williams; Saints Take Bush

NEW YORK - The Houston Texans chose defensive end Mario Williams with the No. 1 overall pick Saturday, one day after signing the North Carolina State standout to a six-year, $54 million contract.

I bought the newspaper this morning just so I could see who chose whom in the draft. Horse hockey, who the hell cares.

AJ to pop

Contradicting reports that she's due to pop any day now, Angelina Jolie has delivered word that she's not quite eight months pregnant.

Ok folks, weren't we all waiting to hear when she's gonna have this baby. I became a grandfather recently and no one gave a shit outside the family and friends. I contend that no one really gives a shit here either.