Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe to divorce: spokeswoman

Oh, my lord!!! What's the earth gonna do without these two egos being a married couple. I gotta tell you that I'm not going to sleep well for at least a week. Honest, who gives a good old fashioned American shit???

Kidman Uses the F-Word

Now, I ask you, why in hell should we care what F-word is used? Sure beats the devil out of me.

O.J. Pulls White Bronco Prank on 'Juiced'

Without going to far, who in hell cares?

Jackson Angry at GQ for Spoof Photos

Sorry folks, but who the hell cares. When you live like a weirdo, then you're going to be treated like a weirdo and the press is going to have a feast with it. How does the saying go? As ye sow, so shall ye reap. Fits this case like a "glove". Might even be a white glove.

Richards No Longer Friends With Locklear

Now I say to you. Who in the hell cares. Oh dear, she's pissed off at dear Heather. Bullshit.....there are many better things to do than worry about this, like go and have all your teeth extracted out your ass....

Bonds hits 712th home run in loss to Padres

Now I ask you, why should we care about someone who does steroids and then lies about it. Come clean man. If his records don't have great big astericks after them something is very, very wrong with the one that followed Roger Maris's....